Ok, ok………………. Juz pour another cup of dat dare warm Squig brew and I’ll show ya a wee bit more. But remember no yaking of yer lips or Iz will send some wun ta collect dem and put dem in a jar fer gobbling on latters. Ok den. Next up Iz gotz ta tell ya about what Da Bosses Sneeky Gitz came across awhiles back. Ya see day waz checking out places and looking fer material fer all of da buildas. Times has been a bit lean as dare aint been no good fight-in. Da boyz is getting sort of antsy an we’z gotz a lot of boyz all gathered up in wun place rights now.. Da Boss is real patient like, but he’s got to keep all of da clans together and most of da ova gitz aint so patient. If day gotz material ta build, squabble ova and have competitions ova den dat will keep dare minds occupied. Fer a bit at least. Ya see dare is no-fing worse dan a Boy wif nothing ta do. Soooooo at any rate our Recon Boyz is looking fer stuff ta scavenge or Gitz ta scrap wif an comes across dis asteroid field dat juz sort of slipped out of da warp one day. Day is say-in dare is all dese roks an we should be sending ships ta come an round some up fer tunneling in an building on. Da Big boss sayz wez needs ta go and get a close up looks see. Ok den I sayz. So we’z getz outz in dis ere big rok field. Dare is big Roks an little Roks, fat wuns an weedy wuns. Den I ere da Boss say “Dat Wun…………….†Now Da Boss is a cunning sort of Git, but me iz real clear wif out me help is work-ey stuff might not be so smart like. So I smile an grin as e is always right and Iz takes a look see at what e is spying. “OOOOhhhhhh†(I rub me hands together.) Dat Rok must be a gift from Mork an looks dare not to be out done dat must be a gift from Gork. We’z hit da big heap!
Dese three are da wuns dat were waiting fer us in dat dare rock field. Da middle wun I’z been fiddling wif (Da Oggly Eye). Da ova two will need some love, but what better place to end up fer some fine look-in Roks dan da middle of dis ere growing Waaagh. So we rounds dem up and drags dem home. Da next fing ya know it’s hamma an burner time. Drill-in an digging an a heap of figuring. Ahhhhhhh da sounds of happy boyz again. Shoot wun of does Roks even had a few nasty bitting fings living on it. Dem boyz so happy now day is buggy racing and grot rocket launching afta work shifts again. Life is good fer now, but me is worried dat if we’z don’t find us a good scrap soon day is going to get da itch again.. Ok let me show ya a closer peek.
So dis wun as gotz most of its engines now. Ya know it’s always a work in progress around dese parts, but I have to say I likes it. Dis big ol gift from Gork calls out ta me. I’z got lotz of work ta be do-in yet, but again it warms me little black heart. Ya can’t see da helm bit due ta da rock dat is in da way but I fink it looks real propa like sitting dare. Da ova bits are juz dare fer scale. I wanted to get a feel fer what I could use. So now it time ta start out fitting dis Rok and make sure it become the propa killing machine Gork intended it ta be.
Ok da boyz ave been a hammer-in on da front of dis ere beast of late. Day gotz dem self a ram-in plate and some propra teef. Oh an some eavy Shootas ta boot. Getting closer……………… Sorry fer da bad pic, you can’t see Da Suppa Shoota on da top deck so well. It’s a big-un fer sure an is gonna leave some propra holes in dem ova gits ships.
Dis ere wun is taking shape. I fink it looks juz like wun of dem nasty squigs wun finds mess-in around in old rotting shroom stocks. Da big gunz is juz sitting dare rights now. I’ll fix um up right when Iz getz back on dem. Day is gonna need a shak as it’s goning ta take a lot of boyz ta make sure day is doin dare job propra. Iz finking I need ta do another carving run on dis Rok too (ahhhh da job is never done). I fink da Big boss is gonna be a happy Git fer a change. Ok dare is more to show ya, but dis iz me fer now. I hope ya likes wot yer seeing and it’s gets ya building yer builds too. Dis way ya can links up wif us and we can all ava a big party in day Emperors back yard! As always comments, criticism n wot not is always welcome and helpful.
